World’s smallest violin discovered for...

by David Marrs for DailySquat

World’s smallest violin discovered for celebrities ‘struggling’ through lockdown

Posted By: David Marrs - March 22, 2020

Scientists have discovered the world’s smallest violin, which seems to be playing specifically for millionaire celebrities ‘struggling’ through lockdowns in their mansions.

With many rich celebrities taking to social media to show how they’re handling being confined to their mansions for a couple of weeks, a stunning discovery was made.

‘As soon as Sam Smith posted three selfies looking sad, we made a huge little discovery. It was the world’s smallest violin,’ Dr Amati told us. ‘It seemed to be playing specifically for all the celebrities who are wallowing in self-pity while living in huge mansions with all the supplies they’ll ever need.’

The violin is so small that it cannot be seen with the human eye. It requires a telescope with x500 magnification to be seen.

The sound it’s producing is also rather quiet and high-pitched and sounds almost more like words than music.

‘It sounds like it’s saying “F**k off!” over and over,’ said Dr Amati.