Kamala’s Cringe Show Hits the Road

Sacré Dieu! She is so bad at this.

posted by Dianny at Patriot Retort

This week Kamala Harris took her Cringe Show on the road to France. And now Joe Biden has another reason to apologize to Emmanuel Macron.

Did you see the video of Kamala’s Cringe Show at the Pasteur Institute?

Sacré Dieu!

This woman has about as much personality as a rain-soaked worm on a sidewalk.

Unless they hired actors to pretend to be Pasteur scientists, I bet those scientists are grateful they’re wearing masks. Now photographers can’t capture their smirks of derision. Finally! We found the one occasion when wearing a mask serves some purpose!

The White House would’ve been better off keeping Kamala hidden in whatever supply closet she’s been hiding in for the last few months.

I’m surprised she didn’t ask these scientists if they’ve ever seen the craters on the moon with your owwwwn eyesssss.

You know, if you haven’t ever seen it, you really should watch the first two seasons of VEEP if for no other reason than to marvel at the prescience of its creators. How they foresaw the Kamala Cringe Show years before Kamala Harris became Veep is a mystery. But they foresaw it with deadly accuracy.

Three episodes in, you’ll be amazed at how spot-on Julia-Louis Dreyfus’ impersonation of Kamala Harris is.

Watching that video certainly explains why Kamala’s approval rating is an embarrassing 28 percent. Though, I do wonder about the 28 percent who still view her favorably.

I think Jesse Kelly’s explanation for this latest cringey video makes the most sense. It also explains why she’s just so bad at all of this.

I make a lot of jokes about Dome, but the honest truth is she’s just an extremely insecure person. That’s why she laughs all the time when asked hard questions. It’s why she does cringe stuff like this. It’s why her burps taste like Willie Brown. A very insecure person.

We’re not the only ones who know Kamala Harris is in over her head; Kamala knows it too.

And because she is tremendously bad at all of this, she doesn’t have the political savvy to fake it. It’s all right out there in the open for everyone to see.

Kamala Harris is so incapable of feigning normal human behavior, one almost wonders if she was designed in a lab at the Pasteur Institute.