Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe
Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe
Initial reactions from the speech seem to reflect Vance's soaring popularity in all European nations.
"Ja, I like very much this Mr. JD Vance," said German local Franz Krausegross. "He want to stop ze immigrations. He is seeming to care much more for Germany than our own leaders. And also, he is such a very handsome boy. Can he be our German leader, yes please?"
Other residents across the EU seemingly agreed.
One Italian worker, Leonardo Giovanni, concurred: "JD Vance! Mamma mia, I LOVE this-a guy! He understands EVERYTHING, eh?! Our leaders? Pff, they do-a NOTHING! Niente! But JD Vance? Ah, he like-a the gladiator! If he become our president — BOOM! Bellissimo! It would be the most AMAZING thing in-a history! I pray to the heavens for this!"
According to several new surveys, JD Vance now holds a higher approval rating than the leaders of England, France, Italy, Germany, Switzerland, and Greece. EU leaders, however, expressed annoyance that JD Vance was still harping on terrorism two whole days after a terrorist attack. "That was forever ago," said EU leader Kaja Kallas.
At publishing time, Europeans had also expressed that they would also settle for Elon Musk, or pretty much anyone other than who they have in charge now.
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