First stripping trannies, now cocaine
The Washington Post reported on Monday that Secret Service officers found cocaine in the White House during a routine search of the building.
Is anybody surprised?
Last month, we had trannies stripping topless on the White House lawn and now we have cocaine.
At this rate, we might as well dub it the Playboy Mansion.
But this is what happens when a money-grubbing, white-trash family like the Bidens move in.
I fully expect to see a broken-down Chevy sitting on blocks in the middle of the Rose Garden by August.
Now, the Secret Service wouldn’t say where in the Playboy Mansion the cocaine was found or how it was packaged.
What are the odds that it was in whatever bedroom Hunter uses?
Then again, knowing the Washington Press Corps, we probably shouldn’t rule out the possibility that it belongs to a reporter.
Say, does reporter Brian Karem still write for Playboy? Maybe that coke was his.
When was the last time Hunter was in the White House anyway? We know he attended the State Dinner for Indian Prime Minister Modi a couple weeks ago. And then he joined his father on Marine One when old Grandpa Joe flew to Camp David a few days later. So it’s possible Hunter mislaid some of his stash.
In reality, this is probably not the first time cocaine has been used in the White House. I mean, John F. Kennedy had more drugs in him than a CVS. Who’s to say he didn’t enjoy a little illicit drug use on top of his mountain of prescriptions?
Given how agitated and bug-eyed Donald Trump Junior is most of the time, maybe that cocaine is a leftover from the previous administration. Who knows?
Then again, with Hunter’s nose for drugs, it’s unlikely a package of cocaine from the previous administration would’ve hung around undetected for long. Hunter would have sniffed that out faster than a drug dog the first time he stepped foot in the White House in 2021.
I wonder if any reporter is going to ask Karine Jean-Pierre about the cocaine. Not that it would do any good. She would just refer the reporter to the Secret Service and then clam up.
In retrospect, maybe it’s a good thing that Hunter’s illegitimate daughter is prevented from taking the Biden name or having any contact with her Daddy’s family. Maintaining a safe distance from the Biden clan may be the best thing for that girl’s future prospects.
Hahaha! That tweet will never stop being funny.
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