Thé Art of Mathematics

 

A bright good morning to all. Often questions arise relative to mathematical percentages. The following should provide some clarification of how some of those percentages are determined. 😎

 

The Art of  Mathematics

This explains it all - Finally!!

 

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

 

This is a strictly ..... a mathematical viewpoint ... and it goes like  this:

 

What Makes 100% ?

 

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

 

How about achieving 103%?

 

What  makes up 100% in life?

 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

 

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

 

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

 

Then:

 H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

 

And

 K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 

But ,

 A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

 

 

And,

 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 

AND, 

Look how far ass kissing will take you.

 A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

 

So, one can conclude, with mathematical certainty, that while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there….

 

It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

 Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

 

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula?🙂

 

 Everyone have a stupendous Saturday.