12 Brilliant Ways Republicans Are Planning To Screw Up The Midterms
The midterm elections are fast approaching, which leaves only a few weeks for Republicans to do what they do best: screw it up!
Here are 12 ways Republicans plan to completely erase their lead in the midterms.
- Get caught wearing masks: This is worse than getting caught punching a baby.
- Forget to dunk on Hillary Clinton: The future of our republic depends on Hillary Clinton being dunked on. Do your duty, Republicans!
- Fail to post one of those family pictures where every child is armed to the teeth: Thomas Massie is safe.
- Proudly announce they are the second coming of Mitch McConnell: It's not the flex you think it is.
- Try to make their own memes: STOP IT!
- Putting pronouns in their bios: Certain death for your political career as well as your soul.
- Tweet that they just watched The Rings of Power and it's MAGNIFICENT: No. It is not magnificent, you Philistine.
- Reach across the aisle to work with Democrats: A sure sign you're a commie traitor!
- Text people 73 times per day asking for donations before the midnight deadline when the world will end: ONLY 30 MINUTES REMAINING TO STOP NANCY PELOSI!!!!!
- Support red flag laws and enrich themselves with insider trading: We've got our "eye" on you, Republicans.
- Keep talking about Trump and forget about Afghanistan, the supply chain, inflation, censorship, child mutilation, pregnancy center attacks, and the border crisis: Or, just talk about Trump. You do you.
- Just do what they're already doing: You got this, Republicans.
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