18 Things That Lasted Longer Than CNN+

Babylon Bee🐝

CNN+ will be shutting down on April 30, just a month after its rocky start. Truly, its candle burned out long before its legend ever will.

Take a gander at these eighteen things that lasted longer than CNN+:

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1) A gallon of milk

2) Kamala Harris's presidential campaign

3) Two weeks to stop the spread

4) Firefly

5) Housefly

6) Brief, transitory inflation

7) Seattle's CHAZ

8) The ending of Return of the King

9) Your wife's multi-level marketing business

10) Colin Kaepernick’s enslavement in the NFL

11) Your New Year's resolution to get in shape

12) Your New Year's resolution to read your Bible

13) Free AOL trial CD with 1000 hours of internet

14) The COVID vaccine's effectiveness

15) Zune

16) Google+

17) James Cameron's Avatar's cultural impact

18) The Babylon Bee's Twitter suspension

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Wow! It seems like just yesterday CNN Plus was born, and now she's already gone. Like a leaf on the wind.