Cucked Priss of No-Hair
A song, by Believe it!
my wife got flip-turned upside-down,
and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the cuck of a clown with no hair.
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In Best Motion Picture, worn and dazed
on the playground is where she met most of her baes,
Chillin' out, maxin' & sexin' all fools
and all wettin' her cue-ball outside of the pool,
When a couple of guys they were up for what's good,
started goin' double in her nether-hood,
I caught just one little sight and I got so scared,
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
but she packed my suitcase then got in bed with Ray,
She blew me a kiss and said, "My last name is Pinkett",
I put on my walk-man and said "I might as well kick it!"
Worst class, yo this is sad,
Drinkin' all-a my tears out of a champagne glass,
Is this what the people with no hair livin' like?
Hmmmmmmmmm... This might be alright.
But wait, I fear I'm prissy,
Boo-hoos and all that,
Is this the type of place that a cuck can watch at?
I really hope so, I'll see when they get here,
I hope they're prepared...
for my wife with no hair!
Well-a
The joke landed and when it went south,
There was Chris Rock standin' there with her name in'is mouth
I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here,
I slapped with the quickness of lightnin', disappeared!
I shouted at the cad because the camera was near,
My license plate says "CUCK" and I watch through the mirr-,
If anything I could say this slap was unfair
but I though, "Nah forget it, this ho has no hair!"
and I yelled to the viewers "Yo homes, shine a lot here!"
Looked at my cuckdom, I was finally there,
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