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Cucked Priss of No-Hair


A song, by Believe it!


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Now this is the story all about how

my wife got flip-turned upside-down,

and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there,

I'll tell you how I became the cuck of a clown with no hair.


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In Best Motion Picture, worn and dazed

on the playground is where she met most of her baes,

Chillin' out, maxin' & sexin' all fools

and all wettin' her cue-ball outside of the pool,

When a couple of guys they were up for what's good,

started goin' double in her nether-hood,

I caught just one little sight and I got so scared,

and said, "I'm married to a THOTy slut who ain't got no hair".

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I begged and pleaded with her day after day

but she packed my suitcase then got in bed with Ray,

She blew me a kiss and said, "My last name is Pinkett",

I put on my walk-man and said "I might as well kick it!"


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Worst class, yo this is sad,

Drinkin' all-a my tears out of a champagne glass,

Is this what the people with no hair livin' like?

Hmmmmmmmmm... This might be alright.


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But wait, I fear I'm prissy,

Boo-hoos and all that,

Is this the type of place that a cuck can watch at?

I really hope so, I'll see when they get here,

I hope they're prepared...

for my wife with no hair!


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Well-a

The joke landed and when it went south,

There was Chris Rock standin' there with her name in'is mouth

I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here,

I slapped with the quickness of lightnin', disappeared!

I shouted at the cad because the camera was near,

My license plate says "CUCK" and I watch through the mirr-,

If anything I could say this slap was unfair

but I though, "Nah forget it, this ho has no hair!"


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I, stepped, up to the stage about 7 er 8, 

and I yelled to the viewers "Yo homes, shine a lot here!"

Looked at my cuckdom, I was finally there,

To sit on my throne the Cucked Puss of No-Hair.

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