Trump Bans Knees as Deadly Assault Weapons!

Liberal Heads Explode!

A satire article (but kinda not)

by The Babblin' Beelieve it!

In the aftermath of a dirty cop kneeing an American citizen in the back of the neck while he slowly died, democrats have taken it upon themselves to commemorate the tragic event by mimicking the same maneuver.

"Am I a joke to you?" - George Floyd probably

Not sure how imitating the offending officer helps the situation, but when have democrats ever made sense? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Maybe these liberal lefty democrats are honoring the rest-in-peace officer for "taking a knee" and doing nothing while a black person lost their life. That would match up with democrat inaction as thousands of black unborn babies are murdered with impunity every year, or how dozens of black people are murdered in Chicago over any given weekend, or how retired officer Capt. David Dorn lost his black life to rioters, or even how ANTIFA toppled a statue onto a black man's head during one of their "block parties", as one democrat mayor calls them. Yeah, if by "block" you mean block someone's consciousness! I haven't seen an induced coma of this otherworldly magnitude since Eileen Galvin! And why limit their indifference to just "African-Americans", as democrats refer to them? Liberals are world citizens after all, amirite? How about all those African-Africans who are kidnapped, forced into slavery both laborious and sexual, or just plain old robbed, beaten, raped, or murdered in the most excruciatingly painful ways possible? Blunt instrument to the head causing brain bleed and convulsions, dismemberment, burning tire around the abdomen, etc., but at least they're not knees held to the neck while the victim has a heart-attack. I mean, how are liberals supposed to seize political power by complaining about those atrocities?

Hence the reason for this article. Liberals tell us, "Don't say ALL lives matter", because that... somehow diminishes black lives?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But the truth is that liberal democrats don't believe all BLACK lives matter either. They believe the only black lives that matter are the ones they can exploit for political gain.

I posted in a WND comments section that the offending officer, Chauvin, is guilty of something far worse than racism. He's guilty of a cold and callous disregard for a fellow human life. He simply didn't care. I also added that the rioters who destroy, hurt, loot, and kill, are just like him.

They don't care about George Floyd or his memory. They don't care about bringing Chauvin to justice either. America was united in condemning what happened to Floyd at the knees of Chauvin. The local and federal governments moved quickly to fire, arrest, and prosecute Chauvin. The justice system is playing out exactly as it should. So what are the riots about? Nothing to do with what happened. Rather this is an attempt to besmirch and control American citizens, and to bring us all to kn-heel.

White liberals everywhere, bleating like sheep, ashamed of the color of their skin because they lack content of character. Prostrating themselves before the mob in much the same position that contributed to George Floyd's death. Apologizing for systemic racism, which has apparently always existed in American society… er, except during the years Obama was president for some mysterious reason. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fortunately for us patriots, we have a champion to stand up against the thugs.

President Trump has spoken out against these communistic tactics of publicly shaming and coercing people into hating themselves and their country.

Aaaaaand in another stroke of 4D Chess Galaxy-Brain Genius, President Trump has issued an executive order banning the practice of taking a knee as a deadly assault weapon!

The position that led to George Floyd's death will no longer be allowed in America!

Liberals should rejoice at this as well. They're all about banning things, right?

And right now the deadliest position this country could hold is to take a knee against our history, heritage, ideals, or any of our various skin colors.

Don't be bullied into submission by the communists and actual racists.

Be a winner. Support America. See your neighbors not by their skin colors, but as your fellow Americans.

Let's unite in greatness.

Our President stands with us!



 
Do not kneel.

STAND UP! JOIN US!

(Turn on CC and take in these words)

(Endeavor, having just destroyed an ANTIFA thug. Oh, um… spoilers BTW)

Believe it!