I Smell Opportunity!

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Last night I was imbibing with a friend, we were talking immigration, the Impeachment Farce and how to assist President Trump in his second term. We settled on the following:

How To Maximize Opportunity From Illegal Immigration:

1. Setup as legal team in Mexico to offer illegal immigrants the opportunity to come to America.

Each illegal immigrant will have to agree to the following:

1. Agree to be sterilized.
2. Agree to give up 1 Kidney prior to admittance to America.
3. Agree to only live in Los Angeles, San Francisco, Oakland, Portland, Seattle, Minneapolis, Chicago and New York City.
4. Agree to be fingerprinted, DNA stored and "Chipped"
5. Agree, that if they leave the city limits of the selected city, commit a crime orviolate any of these 10 requirements, they will be air dropped back into Mexico sans parachute.
6. Agree if they choose to not take the air drop offer they will submit to removal of healthy organs for Americancitizens on donor lists and their remains will be air dropped into Mexico.
7. Agree to not vote in any election for ten years.
8. Agree if they commit any crime they lose their place in America
9. Agree to pay $100 a year to the Republican party every January 20th.
10. Agree not to bring any relatives into the country for 50 years.

Of course our legal team will write an iron clad agreement in which these illegals will sign prior to transport to the city of their choice.

Naturally this deal will require a few serious steps.

The chips will have to be designed such that once installed they explode if tampered with, the chips will have to be designed such that they can be tracked like GPS 24/7/365.

This proposal will do several things:

1. Inhibit those who chose not to agree to all terms.
2. Create an industry in organ harvesting and a market for cheap healty organs helping those on donor lists who can't afford more expensive options.
3. Create an industry where the possible remains can be utilized in medical schools and dog food factories in China.
4. Create a new Law Enforcement Agency which will be rapid deployment to catch and remove violators.

Now we drafted this proposal and decided to send it to several Democrat and Republican politicians for vetting prior tooffering the idea to President Trump.

What Say You?