Even Biden’s dentures know it’s time to drop out

Patriot Retort

During last night’s debate, Joe Biden’s dentures nearly dropped out of his mouth.

I think it might be time for Joe to follow the lead of his dentures and drop out as well.

Now, I’m not saying a guy who wears dentures shouldn’t be allowed to run for President.  George Washington had false teeth.

But how many more embarrassingly painful moments is Joe Biden willing to endure?

Bleeding eye, stumbling confusion, forgetfulness, flights of fancy and now slipping dentures – what on earth is going to happen next?       

It’s downright cruel that he is being subjected to the spotlight when he absolutely cannot take the glare.

Don’t underestimate how badly Hillary was damaged by her tottering and dropping like a sack of potatoes before getting hauled up and tossed in the back of a van.

We are still months away from the official start of the primary season and already Joe is falling apart.

To have his dentures come loose on live television isn’t a good look.  Nor was his sudden eye bleed.

Does the Biden campaign believe these incidents are going to lessen the closer we get to the primaries? 

Now, I know some folks want Biden to be the nominee because Donald Trump will run circles around him.

And that’s probably true.  Trump is an unstoppable force whereas Joe Biden can’t even keep his dentures in his mouth.

And, sure, Joe Biden is a treasure trove of agitprop and memes.

But this is becoming downright painful to see.  I even felt just a smidge of guilt at making the ‘Shop image above.  Not enough to not post it.  But still.

Is Biden just too damn proud to admit his time has come and gone?  Or is his campaign made up of opportunists and climbers who hope to gain money and power by riding into DC on Joe’s fraying coattails?

Or is it both?

If Joe is the one insisting on staying in this race, then he’s bringing this humiliation on himself.

Then again, that may just be another sign that Joe is far too old and too unwell to be making big decisions.

And that’s a problem. Because Presidents are known for having to make big decisions.

And if Joe’s insistence on staying in this race despite his physical and mental diminishment is an example of his decision-making abilities, I’d say that’s a big, red flag.