9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian

9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian

While many American Evangelicals often lose sight of it, the reality is that there are still places throughout the world where it is dangerous to live as a Christian. But where are the most dangerous places?

The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of places where Christians have the highest risk of deadly persecution:

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1. Starbucks: You never know what those dangerous extremists might do next.

2. Ann Arbor: Few manage to escape this wretched hive of scum and villainy.

3. In the back seat of a minivan while trying to install a child safety seat: Many a brother has turned away from the faith in such a situation.

4. On top of a volcano that's about to erupt: Apparently, this is dangerous for everyone, but it's very dangerous for Christians too.

5. Hollywood: They say Christians who step foot in this forbidden land perish instantly.

6. An Episcopal church: They hate anything that has to do with Christianity, the Bible, or Jesus.

7. Any other church on Sunday when Don Lemon is in town: Be prepared for deadly conflict.

8. U.S. Congress: Too many devout believers have gone there, and they were never the same afterward.

9. In front of Gracie Mansion, where the Mayor of New York City lives, during an anti-Islam protest: Your chances of getting a bomb thrown at you by a Muslim are very high.