Let’s Rip Democrats Apart for Fun (and Because They’re Truly Awful)

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What a time to be alive, and by that I mean it’s really stupid. Not the time, per se, but a whole bunch of people in it who get attention, lie like crazy to the public, and make a lot of money while doing it. They aren’t all Democrats, but most are, and all deserve a swift kick in the ass, so put on our steel toe boots and give them one, shall we?

I thought the Super Bowl sucked. The game was boring for the first three quarters, and by the time anyone started scoring it was all over. The halftime show was garbage, not because Bad Bunny sucks – I think he does, but I know that most people don’t like the music I like either (or else you would’ve heard about them and they’d be rich musicians rather than just recovering alcoholics) – but because it was stupid. It sounded like the same song for 15 minutes and the non-stop repeating of about 8 words, coupled with a bunch of people grinding crotches. Innovative! 

Watching morons like Ana Navarro almost cry on The View over watching a show with more in common with what should be flushed than applauded only cemented by opinion. “There was so much culture,” white people sobbed. I’ve never been to Puerto Rico, and don’t really care to go, but I have to assume they’ve come up with a little more than straw hats and self-hernia exams. Maybe I’m wrong, but I don’t really care.

The songs were stupid. Seriously, read the English translations of the lyrics and it’s like something a 13-year-old girl would write in her dream journal about her crush, only if she recently suffered a concussion. I’ve had belches with more substance. 

I watched it because A) it’s my job to talk about what’s going on in the world, B) because I could ignore it while I took down our Christmas tree (yes, I’m aware of the date, but I’ve got two kids who beg every time I mentioned putting it away and they were upstairs, indifferent to both the game and the halftime show, so I took advantage of my opportunity). 

I don’t speak Spanish, so I have no idea what the lyrics were, though I could tell they were repeated A LOT. No matter how fast the baby talk spewed from his mouth, you can’t make “I’m gonna take them all to the VIP, the VIP, hey. Say hello to auntie. Let’s take a selfie, say ‘cheese,’ hey. Let the ones I already f*cked smile. In a VIP, a VIP, hey Say hello to auntie Let’s take a selfie, say ‘cheese.’ Let those who have already forgotten about me smile,” sound anything other than stupid, no matter the language.

Speaking of stupid and language, Spanish wasn’t the only language used to convey idiocy. While they hate it because white people came up with it, Democrats still use English to communicate their dumbassery to their army of flying monkeys more than any other. And no, that’s not a commentary on the video that had Democrats pretending to be offended because it portrayed a bunch of liberal politicians as primates, including the Obamas. 

How dare anyone treat the Obamas the same way they treated George W. Bush for 8 years? Everyone must be treated the same, except some people need to be treated differently based on their skin color. 

Yeah, that’s actually what Democrats are saying, and have always said. They have never changed their objectives (power for them), only their tactics. Segregation and treating people differently out of racial hatred to hold on to power worked for them until it no longer did, now they preach segregation and treating people differently out of racial tolerance and diversity to hold on to power.

Sometimes reality is the best parody…

The Left brings this disconnect to the debate around voter ID. To them, voting is important, so sacrosanct, that any effort to ensure the integrity of that vote is forbidden. Go ahead and try to square that circle.

Of course, they claim voter fraud never happens, which is undercut by all the cases of voter fraud that are uncovered every year. That the media refuses to tie them all together, treating each as an isolated event and not part of a bigger picture, tells you everything you need to know – people not trying to hide anything don’t hide things. 

Rather than try to find the few Americans who both can’t prove who they are and want to vote and help them get a photo ID to protect the integrity of voting, Democrats would rather those people (if they exist) not be able to work, bank, travel, enter a federal building, drink or have any semblance of a normal, productive life. Such compassion, and all to avoid protecting the integrity of voting. Weird, right?

To put the cherry on top of the hypocrisy cake, Democrats are going to filibuster the SAVE Act to bring security to voting. The filibuster that Democrats repeatedly called a “relic of Jim Crow” when they were trying to get rid of it when they controlled the Senate, to block what Democrats now call “Jim Crow 2.0.” 

Of course, Democrats would know a lot about Jim Crow, since it was an invention exclusively of their design, so…

These people are awful, they truly are, and worse than anyone could ever convey. This is all in just one week; a few days, really. No matter how much contempt you hold these people in, it is not enough and never could be.