7 Items That Have Become Totally Unaffordable In Trump’s Economy
Inflation may have skyrocketed under Biden, but Trump has also caused massive price increases for several beloved products. Here are seven items that have become totally unaffordable in Trump's economy:
Fentanyl: Trump has seriously impacted the humble cartel drug mule industry.
Child slaves: There used to be so many coming across the border. Now who is supposed to pick our oranges?
Stocks: The prices are just absurd. Good going, Don.
Enriched uranium: With Trump, sometimes your enriched uranium can get buried under a mountain and you have to spend lots of money to buy more. Terrible.
Tuck-friendly swimsuits for 8-year-olds: Darn you, Trump.
The McRib: Someone keeps buying all of them, driving the price up. It's a mystery.
Court settlements for Ivy League civil rights violations: Settlements used to be a dime a dozen, but now Harvard is in danger of going bankrupt. What will we do without Harvard?
It's getting bad out there. THANKS, TRUMP.
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