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Snail Month

A short article for laughs, by Believe it!

Look up there, it's coming! Those rainbows, look at them all! It's Heavy Forecast!
The Devil's Rainbow!

Ever notice the "Pride" rainbow is only comprised of six colors? This is different from God's rainbow showing seven colors. Seven is a divine number, as God created the world and then rested within seven days. Six is associated with Satan, as in 666. So the six-colored rainbow really is the Devil's Rainbow!


It's the rainbows! Here they come! They're getting closer!


You should take this as a warning. Whatever happens, don't touch the rainbows.

Even supporting the Devil's Rainbow can turn someone into a complete snail-brain. Ever argue with a liberal about the dangers of allowing immoral death-styles to take hold in public policy? They're complete idiots. And look at the results. California tried to secure traditional marriage in 2008 through Prop 8, saying redefining marriage would lead to the Rainbow Agenda being pushed in schools. Liberals scoffed and mocked conservatives for pointing this out, and even made a stupid play about it featuring the likes of Jack Black and Sarah Chalke. But conservatives were right all along, and now California has fallen even deeper, pushing for mutilating kids' bodies in the name of gender-confusion.


Kids! Don't touch those rainbows! Don't even go anywhere near them, okay?

It's no coincidence that the homosexuals use colors to try and identify their deathstyle with. This is done to appeal to young children and lure them in. Make them think what they're being exposed to is safe, or pretty. But in fact it's dangerous. That's why kids need to be told to avoid the rainbows. Russia has the right idea, as they've banned homosexual indoctrination of children.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/05/mayhem-erupts-california-high-school-track-field-championships/


This... is... terrible... How terrible...

The rainbow has infected the medical community as well. They're one of the biggest offenders in pushing for the mutilation of children. This is coming from the psychiatric community. They're actually just creating more business for themselves. These deathstyles were once linked to mental illness. Encouraging the illnesses means repeat business. Many doctors and nurses aren't even allowed to disagree. So on and on they wander along with the program like snail people.


Unbelievable! What is this phenomenon?
When you touch those rainbows, snails come out of your body!


Some people feel stuck in supporting the rainbow. Whether it's threat of losing a job, or just peer pressure, people go on supporting something they know in their hearts isn't right. These people lack willpower, and the courage to speak out for what's right.


Something weird is happening to the people who have snails on them.
It's like they're zombies or something.


Fortunately there are some companies and people who are pushing back, finally. Many newer generations are getting sick of hearing about it. They claim to not care one way or the other about it, or even say they support the individual's right to engage in that behavior in private, but they don't want to see it come to them in their entertainment media. This is because such indoctrination has fallen under the classification of "wokeness".

In my own personal experience, a recent video game series, Dragon Age has fallen victim to woke social engineering. The result? A complete rejection of the newest game by the fans. Turns out, most people don't like being talked down to about things that are immoral. And guess what else. The woke crowd that likes to hear reaffirmation either doesn't care enough to buy the game, or the message isn't to their satisfaction.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/05/culture-shift-boise-pride-event-cancelled-due-low/


Here's a fun fact, snails don't have a gender.

Huh. So it's kind of like the gender-confused people are trying to spread their non-binary insanity to others.


Humans are not capable of predicting weather anomalies.

I feel sorry for those who lack the willpower to reject insanity and nonsense.


As a result, they can only work with known data and hypothesize about the weather using past records and incidences.

Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.


Bud Light (probably)

On the subject of Bud Light, it and its company Anheuser-Busch, saw massive losses in revenue when it embraced the woke rainbow. Their promotion of a gender-confused male as a method of selling beer was rightly seen as a disgusting promotion of degeneracy and an insult to women.


Don't even look at the Devil's Rainbow.

Last year's "Pride Month" was actually one of the least annoying on record. Many people are just so sick of seeing it and no longer care to give it any attention. Good idea for those wishing to keep peace in their lives. Just don't lose sight of what the enemy is doing. Just because they aren't pushing it publicly, out of fear of undermining their own movement, doesn't mean they aren't still pushing it on kids through classrooms and media.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/05/watch-smug-cnn-hacks-ambush-conservative-attorney-blows/


Learn from history. Reject the rainbow. Don't be a snail person.

And remember, you can't spell "Pride Month" without "demon".
See? There it is right in^the middle.

Crappy Snail Month everyone.
-Believe it!