Amidst a Possible Alien Invasion, Biden Undermines All His Prior Statements

Bonchie reporting for RedState 

The United States has shot down multiple technically defined UFOs in the last 24 hours, leaving Americans wondering what in the world (or out of it) is going on. Unfortunately, it’s the weekend, so as per usual, that means the President of the United States is nowhere to be found. I mean, sure, we might be getting invaded by aliens, but is that really a reason for Joe Biden to do his job?

Meanwhile, the rest of us are treating the matter with the seriousness it deserves. I don’t think the extra-terrestrials know what they are getting themselves into.

Alternatively, there might not be an alien invasion going on, which means the United States could only be at war with China. That’s the good news. Besides, with Biden in charge, what could possibly go wrong? We should all feel safe and sound knowing that such a competent, level-headed person is in charge of the situation.

But don’t take it from me. Here are some resident libs sharing that sentiment.

I mean, yeah, Biden is so dementia-ridden that he can’t remember the name and position of his Secretary of Defense, but at least he’s not the bad orange man, am I right? We’d really be in trouble if we had a president who acts decisively and doesn’t allow other nations to violate our airspace, possibly goading aliens to start inundating us with UFOs.

Do you know what else has stuck out to me over the last few days of chaos, though? Biden has completely undermined every excuse he made about the original spy balloon. Remember when you couldn’t shoot down foreign objects over land because they might hit a school or something?

I said I wanted it shot down as soon as possible and [the intelligence community and Defense Department] were worried about the damage that can be done even in a big state like Montana,” the president said.

“This thing was gigantic. What happened if it came down and hit a school in a rural area? So, I told them as soon as they can shoot it down, shoot it down. They made a wise decision,” Biden added.

I guess the president decided kids were no longer important because he’s now ordered the shoot-down of objects over Alaska and Montana. I guess those are no longer big states that are far too densely populated to shoot down a Chinese spy balloon before allowing it to traverse the entire continental United States. Makes sense.

Conversely, Biden was always lying about not being able to shoot down the original spy balloon sooner. In fact, I’d go so far as to suggest his story about ordering it shot down days before was made-up retconning in order to cover for his indecisiveness. It seems pretty obvious he didn’t order the shootdown until the object was about to leave US waters, and the fact that we are shooting UFOs down over land now, nuking the previous excuses, offers ample proof of that theory.