23 Things More Secure Than The Southern Border

Babylon Bee🐝

According to Kamala Harris, America's southern border is totally secure! Whew--that's great news! But upon further investigation, we found 23 things that are currently more secure than the southern border.

1. Your grandma's computer password
2. Trump's safe in Mar-A-Lago
3. Epstein's prison cell
4. Thermal exhaust ports on the death star
5. An unlocked car in Chicago
6. Your daughter's hair around Joe Biden
7. Bed, Bath & Beyond Stock
8. Trusting in works for salvation
9. Rings of Power Season 2
10. The mattress on the car roof that the driver is holding with his left hand
11. Ashley Biden's diary
12. The word of a Spaniard
13. Hunter's laptop
14. Elections in Philadelphia
15. Ben and J-Lo's marriage
16. German gas prices
17. California's electric grid
18. Your lunch in the break room fridge
19. A cheeseburger in front of your mom
20. A pile of crack in front of Hunter Biden
21. Big tech's handling of your data
22. Your 401k
23. Pretty much every other border everywhere else in the world