Joe Biden the Animatronic Doll
I’m sure by now you’ve seen the video of angry Joe Biden looking like an animatronic doll.
If you haven’t, here you go:
Feel free to play this video with the sound off if you like.
What possessed the White House and the Democrat Party to think it was a good idea to tweet out a video clip in which Joe looks like a demon-possessed animatronic doll?
Good heavens. Joe has more drugs in him than a Walgreens.
Someone let tech support know the blinking mechanism on the Biden Animatronic Doll seems to be on the fritz.
My eyes dried out just watching that sixteen-second clip.
Admittedly, this isn’t the first time I’ve touched on the fact that Joe Biden behaves like an animatronic cyber-humanoid whose circuits are fried.
But the last time I did it, it was a Wildly Inaccurate Dianny News Service report. And those are supposed to be a tad over-the-top. Now, my parody from 17 months ago is starting to feel like reality.
If you want my opinion, I think the animatronic Biden image I made for this column is vastly superior to the one I made for the WIDNS report.
I’m like fine wine. I get better with age.
It’s the oversized doll’s eyes that really puts this image over the top.
Anyroad.
I’m trying to envision the special place in Hell being prepared for Jill Biden.
That woman, along with Biden’s other money-grubbing, opportunistic family members forced this barely-there automaton to run for President on the cusp of 80 even though most of his programming was already beginning to malfunction.
Then all those equally opportunistic faculty-lounge, Ivy League-educated know-nothings who skittered around the Obama White House like a bunch of well-fed cockroaches grabbed onto this hollowed-out old shell to get back into the White House so they could force their Woke Agenda on the unwilling citizenry.
They have driven our once vibrant and growing economy into the toilet while changing the definition of “transitory” and “recession” to try and hide the fact that they’re doing this to us on purpose to usher in their fantastical Green Utopia that is so unrealistic and unsustainable that it will crumble under its own weight before it’s even implemented.
Then they program the Joe Biden animatronic doll with their talking points and send him hobbling to the microphone to burp out their lies.
And because Joe Biden is a hollowed-out husk of a man, he lacks the sentience to realize that A) what he’s saying are lies and B) nobody, not even his supporters, believes them.
What the Democrats and the media have been doing to this country is far worse than any 3-hour riot at the Capitol more than 18 months ago, which is precisely why I do not give one single shit about January 6.
We’ve gotten to the point, however, where the circuits and programming on Joe the Animatronic Doll can no longer be salvaged.
And while the Democrats and the media may toss the malfunctioning android on the scrap heap for a newer model, they will never stop pushing ahead to “transition” this country and the world into a Green Nightmare Wasteland where famine, extreme poverty, and mass death are the order of the day.
As Jesse Kelly put it on Twitter a couple weeks ago:
“Getting rid of fossil fuels would easily kill a billion people. If not more. These people are talking about genocide on a scale the world has never seen before. They do so openly.”
And pulling the plug on this animatronic doll will not stop them. You have to destroy the Hub.
Anyone with even a passing acquaintance with “Battlestar Galactica” could tell you that.
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