Sad Joe and the no good, very bad presidency
On Sunday, Politico published a report that describes a White House in disarray with morale plummeting and old Sad Joe finally waking up to his no good, very bad presidency.
But since it’s a Democrat-leaning outlet, Politico goes out of its way to absolve this White House of any blame for the disarray it caused. You see, Sad Joe is just a helpless victim of circumstances that his team of bumbling halfwits is powerless to do anything about.
President Joe Biden and his aides have grown increasingly frustrated by their inability to turn the tide against a cascade of challenges threatening to overwhelm the administration.
Soaring global inflation. Rising fuel prices. Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. A Supreme Court poised to take away a constitutional right. [What?!] A potentially resurgent pandemic. A Congress too deadlocked to tackle sweeping gun safety legislation even amid an onslaught of mass shootings.
In crisis after crisis, the White House has found itself either limited or helpless in its efforts to combat the forces pummeling them. Morale inside 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. is plummeting amid growing fears that the parallels to Jimmy Carter, another first-term Democrat plagued by soaring prices and a foreign policy morass, will stick.
Hey, Politico, maybe the reason Biden and his aides aren’t able to “turn the tide” or “combat the forces pummeling them” is that they created the tide and unleashed the forces. And screw you for thinking Biden and his White House are the ones getting pummeled right now, you ass cracks.
But the thing that’s giving Sad Joe an even bigger sadz is the discovery that his approval rating has cratered so much that he’s sunk below former President Donald Trump’s polling.
Wait until he finds out that he has the lowest approval rating of every president in modern history. He’ll have to break out the jumbo tub of ice cream to anger-eat his way through the pain.
As with the NBC News report last week, this Politico piece also reveals that Sad Joe has finally figured out that he isn’t in charge of his White House. Apparently, the “President and Commander-in-Chief” went off on curse-laden tirades accusing his staff of keeping him in the dark on the baby formula shortage. It’s never his fault, you see.
One of two things is true. Either they did keep him in the dark because he’s not the guy in charge and they keep him in the dark about everything or they told him, but because he’s not the guy in charge, President Soup-for-Brains forgot all about it.
Either way, he’s not the guy in charge.
The Politico report also notes that Jill Biden and Joe’s sister Valerie are irritated that the White House is managing Sad Joe “with kid gloves,” refusing to let “Joe be Joe” by letting him out of his cage to interact with the public more often.
Oh, please, White House staff, please listen to Jill and Valerie.
Send that broken-down old coot out to tell the people being crushed by his disastrous economy that they’ve never had it so good.
Send him out to attack half the country as racists while calling all gun owners murderers for daring to own the most popular self-defense rifle in the country.
Give the old man ample opportunity to stick his foot so far down his throat that he can tickle his kidneys.
Then maybe Jill and Valerie will remember why old Sad Joe was kept hidden in the basement during the 2020 campaign.
Letting “Joe be Joe” is exactly what the people in charge of the White House want to prevent.
Things are bad enough for the Democrats already without old Joe making the situation even worse.
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