Things You Never Thought You'd See: Trevor Noah Obliterates Biden, While Praising Trump
What is it with the liberal comics recently — are they finally finding some sense when it comes to the problems of Joe Biden? We see a hilarious take from “SNL,” on Biden and the White House-TikTok stars meeting, in their cold opening skit on Saturday. Then we get Bill Maher telling other liberals they should be asking the question of why Russia didn’t invade under President Donald Trump.
Now, it sounds like Trevor Noah might be onto a little bit of reality, as well.
I think it’s fair to say I’m not a fan of Noah; he’s consistently wrong on virtually everything. So, when he gets something right, it’s a fairly stunning event and maybe something of which to take note — particularly when it has to do with praising Trump and bashing Joe Biden.
In “The Daily Show” opening monologue, host Trevor Noah spoke about Saudi Arabia and the UAE allegedly blowing off Joe Biden’s call seeking help in reducing U.S. gas prices.
He nailed it when he said that never would have happened to Trump, according to Fox News. He also mentioned Biden going to sleep early, and he even did a good Trump imitation.
“You have got to be kidding me,” Noah told viewers Wednesday night. “Apparently, Saudi Arabia won’t even pick up the phone for the president of the United States.
“I mean, look, I know it’s hard to arrange those calls. You know, Riyadh is eight hours ahead, Biden is asleep by 4 p.m., it’s a narrow window to make it work, but still: That must have been really embarrassing for Biden. Can you imagine? He phones them and they don’t pick up?”
Noah continued later: “Now, according to the White House, this story is totally untrue. They deny it, which I would too. But either way, man, there is no denying that Saudi Arabia isn’t playing ball with Joe Biden. And you know what? You can say what you want, but this would have never happened to Donald Trump. Never.
“No one was ever ignoring Donald Trump’s calls. ‘Cause if you ignored Donald Trump’s calls, you didn’t know how he would respond. Maybe he’d send an angry tweet, or maybe he’d just, like, ban your country from everything. You don’t know.
“That’s why I bet, in these situations, Biden actually wishes that he could hire Trump to step in as ‘President Wild Card.’ You know, just keep everyone on their toes. ‘Cause if Trump was calling, you best believe the UAE, they’d be racing to pick up the phone.”
Noah then launched into an imaginary phone call between Trump and a UAE leader.
“No one was ever ignoring Donald Trump’s calls. ‘Cause if you ignored Donald Trump’s calls, you didn’t know how he would respond.”
“Mr. Trump! Mr. Trump! We’re here. Hello?”
“Too late, Achmed! You made me wait two rings. We’re bombing the UAE – and the UFC, just in case.”
It’s funny because it illustrates one of the great benefits of Trump. He didn’t take options off the table like Biden. Trump even noted that, during his rally in Florence, South Carolina, on Saturday — that it was his personality that kept America out of more wars.
You didn’t know exactly what he would do, but you would know that he wasn’t afraid to respond, as he did when he dropped bombs on the heads of Russians in Syria because they fired near American troops. It’s likely why Putin didn’t invade under Trump, because he got that basic understanding of Trump and knew that Trump wasn’t as weak as Biden and Barack Obama. Putin knew he had to be concerned about how Trump would respond.
With Biden, all the bad actors think now is the time to run over the United States, and that’s a horrible thing for national security. And even some on the left are now getting that’s a big problem. When you even start to lose Trevor Noah and “The Daily Show”…
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