In Preparation for His “Winter of Death”, Biden Announces FEMA Plan for Federal Kleenex Distribution

Sundance reporting for Conservative Treehouse

Well, it’s official. The White House hit the Omicron panic button, proclaimed we are heading for a “winter of death” and then waited to see the response.

The majority of American voters responded with a yawn, an eyeroll and a request to “pass the cannoli’s”, because the blabbering old dude is yelling at us again. Suffice to say, the ‘hair on fire‘ Omicron panic-pushing fell flat.

After taking the national temperature, the White House has now announced their new Omicron control plan.

The government will subsidize Kleenex and prestaged supplies for the cold and flu season. [READ HERE]

WHITE HOUSE – Today, President Biden will announce new actions to protect Americans and help communities and hospitals battle Omicron, building on the robust plan he announced earlier this month to get people maximum protection ahead of the winter and prepare for rising cases driven by the new variant. (read more)

The Omicron variant produces symptoms including: runny nose, stuffy head, sneezing, sniffling, fatigue, and potentially headaches.

After organizing a panel to write up the Omicron “winter of death sneezing” action plan, and in a desperate response to the collapsing approval ratings of the white house occupant, they got a puppy.  No, really, they did.

The memes just write themselves now.