Joe gets a colonoscopy while we take it in the ass
Joe put Kamala Harris in charge of the presidency this morning while he went to Walter Reed for a colonoscopy.
On the one hand, it’s good news that doctors are finally getting a look at old demented Joe’s brain. Then again, it left that cackling hyena in charge while they did it.
Judging by the way the media was carrying on you’d think Joe dropped dead and Kamala was now president. Joe hands Kamala the reins for a few hours and those idiots were crowing about how HISTORIC it is that Kamala is the first woman and woman of color to ever be entrusted with the presidency.
Folks, unless Kamala plans to have the locks changed while Joe’s getting his backdoor probed, she’s just the substitute teacher. No need to get your bowels in an uproar.
Though it wouldn’t surprise me if the first thing Kamala did was rush into the Oval Office and snap some selfies of her sitting behind the Resolute desk. She probably has plans to put them on this year’s Christmas card.
And while Joe had his colonoscopy, the House Democrats finally rammed their garbage “Build Back Better” bill right up America’s backside.
I hate these people so much.
At least this time the Republicans all voted no. Even the odious Liz Cheney and the Captain to her Tennille, Adam Kinzinger gave it a No.
Despite all the moderate Democrats’ posturing over this pile of shit, only one Democrat voted against it.
On the one hand, it’s good that the Democrats are taking the lead in destroying their midterm chances. Then again, if Joe Manchin craps the sheets in the Senate, America is stuck with another multi-trillion-dollar spending bill that will push inflation higher, cripple our economy, and utterly destroy what little energy production that shit-for-brains Biden hasn’t already flushed down the toilet.
Every single American could crap a better economy than the one Biden and the Democrats will leave us with.
I hate everybody today.
Except you, Mom.
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