9 Black People Who Are Really White Supremacists

Babylon Bee🐝

You'd think that it would be impossible for a black person to be a white supremacist, or at least very difficult. But you're not woke enough if you haven't yet realized that black people can be some of the most anti-black people around. Just trust us, this makes sense.

Here are 9 of the most blatantly white supremacist black people today:

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1. Larry Elder - This is an obvious one. But this man is trying to defeat California's pasty-white Governor Newsom, so he's clearly a secret member of the KKK.

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2. Candace Owens - Candace says some stuff that's so far-right even my uncle on Facebook says it's too far. Raaaaaaycist!

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3. The Black Panther - T'Challa refused to use Wakanda's resources and technology to help people start Communist revolutions across the globe. He's basically the face of white supremacy.

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4. Martin Luther King, Jr. - MLKJ boldly declared that we shouldn't judge people by their skin color but by the content of their character. Making him basically QAnon.

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5. Frozone - Frozone wears white and shoots ice, both of which are dog-whistles to white supremacist sleeper cells across Metroville. He and Mr. Incredible probably attend Klan meetings together.

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6. Denzel Washington - Denzel worked hard and didn't complain and became successful, never blaming any struggles he had on the oppressive white man. This makes him a tool of the secret cabal of racists running our society (they meet on Tuesdays at a Toledo Chick-fil-A.)

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7. Carl from The Simpsons - Carl gets along with Lenny despite their differences in skin color, which is something that far-right racists are OK with. OK, so maybe this one is yellow supremacy.

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8. The entire cast and crew of Family Matters - Promoting racism by showing a healthy nuclear family that has assimilated into white culture? Whoops! Did I do that!?

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9. Every black person who does not 100% agree with every single thing the left believes - We'll finish this thing off with a catch-all in case we missed any black white supremacists. If you don't wholeheartedly stand by the far-left agenda of the Democratic Party, look in the mirror: your black face may actually be the face of white supremacy.

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Go find each of these people and scream in their faces to show how much you care about black people and hate white supremacy.