Two Gnats Debate Their Importance Amid a World Ignoring Their Relevance

Gnat-Two tells Gnat-One that he is an insufferable and “sanctimonious” annoyance only making things worse in Gnat world.

Gnat-One fires back, “Oh yeah, says you.”

Gnat-Two replies, “Yeah, says me,” to which Gnat-One retorts, “Then why are you here?”, and Gnat-Two admits, “Because this is where the Gnats are.”

Eventually both Gnats agree to meet again for more Gnat discussion.