Los Angeles COVID Compliance Ministry Re-institutes Masking Requirements for New Delta Variant

Comrades, the U.S. council on citizen control is highly concerned about the American predisposition toward freedom.  Unregulated human activity might possibly lead to decreased government effectiveness in controlling citizen behavior.  As discussed by those who look out for your best-interests, if this quest for unregulated human activity continues the ministry of compliance may be forced to initiate new lockdown procedures.

THE PROBLEM – Rogue elements within the U.S. citizenry continue to engage in life without consideration for the delicate balances needed in order for the government to be most effective. There are random groups and individuals engaging in the selfish pursuit of happiness without asking for permission or licensing.  This is unacceptable if the regime is to remain in power.

THE SOLUTION – As a consequence, the National Ministry of COVID Compliance is immediately reauthorizing a regional alert system to guide human activity while they best determine how to narrate a new “Delta Variant” of the COVID-19 virus to assist the control effort.  Details are currently undefined; however, experts are currently debating if they should unleash the new Delta Variant alerts now, or if it is better for the government to time the new control measures to coincide with the 2021 fall flu season.

In preparation for unity of thought, the narrative engineers are being consulted because the regime experts are currently split on the new variant timing.   However, that said, scientific consensus agrees it is in their best interest to start reconstituting the need for mask wearing immediately.  This will soften the entry phase to the predictable next round of lockdowns.  Your good citizen cooperation is needed.

You can do your part by helping to facilitate the optics the ministry urgently needs. Start by wearing a mask again in all your endeavors; and then deliberately stand apart from any other individual you might encounter.

[California] -Officials in Los Angeles County are “strongly” recommending everyone wear masks or face coverings in indoor public places regardless of their vaccination status due to the rapid spread of the more transmissible delta coronavirus variant.

“Public Health strongly recommends people wear masks indoors. … Until we better understand how and to whom the Delta variant is spreading, everyone should focus on maximum protection with minimum interruption to routine as all businesses operate without other restrictions, like physical distancing and capacity limits,” Los Angeles Public Health said.

The recommendation is a step backward from current guidelines that allow fully vaccinated individuals to go maskless in most settings. Los Angeles Public Health reported that in the week ending June 12, the delta variant comprised nearly half of all variants sequenced in Los Angeles County. Additionally, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention noted that the delta variant is now responsible for about 1 in every 5 new COVID-19 infections across the U.S. (read more)

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Thank you for your cooperation.