Gun Shop Asks For ID In Clear Case Of 2nd Amendment Suppression

Babylon Bee🐝

MACON, GA—In a clear case of targeted 2nd Amendment suppression, the clerk behind the counter at Yippee Kay Yay Firearms has asked a gun purchaser to show his identification. 

"You don't need to see my identification," said store patron Willard VonCarlton, who was trying to purchase a shotgun and a revolver. "I'm an American! It's my God-given right to own a firearm!"

The clerk was unmoved. "Yeah I get all that, I just need to verify you are the same guy written on this paperwork," he said.

"RACISM!" said VonCarlton. "You assumed I have an ID just from looking at me? Stereotype much? How are you even sure I know how to get an ID?"

"I'll tell you what this is-- SUPPRESSION!" he continued. You don't want me to be able to defend myself! My 2nd Amendment will not be infringed! This is a HATE CRIME!"

According to witnesses, the clerk sighed and said: "Please, just show me your driver's license, sir."

"Ok fine."