Grandpa might allow us to celebrate our independence from tyranny
From the militarized capital of the United States, a thoroughly medicated Grandpa Biden gave his first address to the nation.
The address was to honor the one year anniversary of Fifteen Days to Slow the Spread.
Or it was to honor the one year anniversary of Grandpa Biden getting in the face of an auto worker in Michigan and telling him he’s full of shit.
On second thought, it was probably the former. Since the “standing in the middle of a crowd during a pandemic and getting up in some guy’s grill” incident took place on March 10th.
Anyroad.
Boy was Mad King Grandpa’s drug-induced address to the nation full of unintended symbolism.
Toward the end, as the drugs were starting to wear off, Grandpa let us all know that if we are obedient subjects, come July 4th, he just might grant us permission to gather together to celebrate America’s Independence from tyranny.
Not large gatherings, mind you. King Grandpa won’t permit that. No sir. But you will have his royal permission to get together with a handful of people.
How benevolent of you, your “High”-ness.
Funny that just last week I did a photoshop of the movie poster The Madness of King George in honor of President Asterisk.
He’s a lot more like King George III than I realized.
Not only have both lost their wits, but the both treat Americans like subjects to be ordered around like sheep.
Did you ever think you’d live to see the day when even a titular President of the United States would act as if he has the authority to tell us what we are allowed to do?
Frankly, I don’t know what bothers me more – that Grandpa Biden believes he has the power to bestow the freedom to celebrate our independence from tyranny, or that there are slacked-jawed Americans who saw him say that and without a shred of sarcasm thought to themselves, “Oh, thank you! Thank you, President Biden!”
And you know there are people who thought that.
A year ago I wouldn’t believe it would be many people.
But given how easily it was to get more than half the country to hide in their homes in fear of a virus with a 99% survival rate, I know now that far too many of our fellow citizens think Grandpa Biden allowing us to gather in small groups on July Fourth is the most wonderful thing in the world.
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