The Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden

Can’t you just hear the death rattle? Welcome to the Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden.

Patriot Retort

Can’t you just hear the death rattle?

Welcome to the Lifeless Campaign of Joseph Robinette Biden.

I saw that picture on Twitter this morning, and I didn’t know whether to laugh or to cry laugh harder. It’s like a scene from the Walking Dead, only with fewer extras.

This doesn’t look like a candidate from one of the two major political parties. Instead, it looks like a candidate who’s only on the ballot in four states and has a shoestring budget consisting of the cash he got by pawning his mother’s wedding ring.

You’d think the Democrats of all people would understand the importance of optics. I mean, Barack Obama’s entire presidency consisted of nothing but.

Do they really think anemic, lifeless campaign events like this is a good look?

Good grief, it’s like the presidential campaign version of an “Anti-Prom” – you know, the small gathering of bitter girls who couldn’t get a date, so they all get together to bitch about how pointless and stupid the prom is.

Things are going really badly if your campaign “events” look like a coffee klatch of dateless losers.

Meanwhile, President Trump is the Prom King — striding through a sea of supporters wherever he goes.

I think Team Biden knows there just isn’t enough grassroots support for their guy. So they’re using the Wuhan Panic as an excuse for these anemic, lifeless campaign “events.”

Hey, it isn’t that Joe is incapable of actually campaigning! Trust us, thousands of people are simply dying to see him! But we’re responsible. Joe knows how dangerous COVID-19 is, so he’s totally dialing down his campaign to be safe! Unlike that reckless Trump!

Makes for a good excuse, doesn’t it? Now they can march ahead holding pitifully lifeless campaign events featuring fewer people than fit in an airport men’s room while pretending it’s totally by design.

But it isn’t by design; it’s by necessity.