Behold the Next Frontier in Corporate Wokeness
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Satirical piece by Andrew Stiles in "The Washington Free Beacon":
An idea is percolating in the hive mind of social media wokeness.
"Defund the police," says former Obama Justice Department spokesman Brian Fallon. "Disband [the police] and reimagine public safety," says Rep. Ilhan Omar (D., Minn.). "Abolish the police," say all the wokest libs.
It is only a matter of time before America's largest corporations start lining up to express their performative allegiance to the cause.
Nike would obviously be first in line…
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Followed by Big Tech…and then everyone else...
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https://freebeacon.com/satire/coporations-against-cops/
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