White House Installs Obamagate To Keep Out Obama

Babylon Bee🐝

WASHINGTON, D.C.—“OBAMAGATE!” President Trump posted on Twitter, announcing that he had installed a new gate specially designed to keep out Barack Obama.

“That Obama is always trying to get in here to spy on me!” Trump further told the press. “And he’s wily. But this new gate will make sure he never gets in here. Greatest gate ever!”

The Obamagate is said to be advanced enough to keep out Barack Obama despite all his evil plotting. Furthermore, it should work on other Obamas as well, also keeping out Michelle Obama and the former first couple’s daughters if for some reason they tried to sneak into the White House.

“No more worrying about Obama, thanks to the Obamagate!” Trump boasted to the press. “In fact, the guy who installed it told me things are now so secure, I can completely let my guard down!” Trump then pointed to the person who installed the gate, a mustached man named Oarack Bbama.