Just when we think this classified document scandal can’t get any worse for Joe Biden, we learned that Joe also had classified records in the garage next to his Corvette.
But, see, it’s okay because since his classic Corvette is parked in there, his garage is locked. I mean, it isn’t like he left them sitting out on the street.
Yeah, really:
Hahahahaha!
Oh, good grief, what a pathetic display, especially since he follows it up by saying “I take classified documents and classified material seriously.”
So seriously, in fact, that he keeps them in the garage with his Corvette.
Earth to Joe, classified documents aren’t marked with “C” for Corvette, you halfwit.
This whole scandal has to be the biggest self-own in the history of the world.
So far, they’ve found stashes of classified documents in three separate locations, the Penn Biden Center for Diplomacy and Global Engagement in Washington as well as in the garage and a room in his Wilmington home.
I mean how the hell does this happen? Did Joe walk out of the White House in 2017 with classified documents sticking to the bottom of his shoes like toilet paper? Maybe his lawyers should retrace his steps from January 20, 2017 to see if he might have deposited classified documents anywhere else, like an ice cream parlor or in the bathroom of a Golden Corral.
But it isn’t just a self-own for Joe Biden either. It’s the biggest self-own for the slacked-jawed idiots in the media, the Democrat Party, and the Twitter ResistanceLOL as well.
As I said the other day, those guys made the mistake of going to Defcon-1 over Trump’s classified documents, and now, thanks to sticky fingers Joe, it’s blowing up in their faces like a trick cigar.
I can’t tell you how much fun I’ve had watching those idiots trying to twist themselves into knots to justify why Biden’s flagrant mishandling of classified documents is in no way as bad as Donald Trump having classified documents in a secure location at Mar-a-Lago.
Did Trump keep classified documents in a garage next to a Corvette? I don’t think so.
Honestly, how can you not be entertained by this?
And then there’s Karine Jean-Pierre. Yesterday, Karine tried to tie together two completely contradictory statements into one answer:
1. Biden takes classified documents seriously
2. Biden didn’t know the classified documents were in his garage
What’s amazing is that Karine seems completely oblivious to the fact that statement 2 negated statement 1:
How does this Muppet make it through a day without a cartoon anvil dropping on her head?
Does she even listen to herself?
Anybody who had even a passing knowledge of Joe Biden before he blundered into the White House could’ve predicted this outcome.
He has always been a completely feckless and irresponsible fool.
Even Barack Obama was warning people never to underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up.
And when the guy on top is a complete and utter fuck-up, you need competent people surrounding him to minimize the damage. But Joe Biden doesn’t have competent people. The clowns running this administration are just as feckless and clueless as he is.
The talking point they’ve landed on in the last 24 hours is that the classified documents were “inadvertently misplaced,” as if somehow that makes it okay for someone who should not have had possession of classified documents to take a bunch of classified documents with him when he left office in 2017 only to proceed to scatter them like confetti between his home and his office at a think tank that gets a lot of funding from the Chinese.
I fully expect we’ll be hearing additional reports about Joe’s lawyers “discovering” even more classified material elsewhere as well. Already it’s like a Top Secret version of Where’s Waldo.
I admit the clever ripostes from the people I follow on Twitter are my favorite part of this.
Everyone I follow is getting such a kick out of the whole thing. You can understand why. It’s so damn amusing. It’s like Schadenfreude overload.
Now, I don’t expect the special counsel probe Merrick Garland established yesterday is going to amount to anything, partly because Biden is a Democrat and there is no way they prosecute him. If anything, Garland may use Biden’s exoneration as a justification to avoid prosecuting Trump over his classified documents.
I do, however, think the whole disastrous affair could be used as leverage to force Joe to give up on his plan to run for reelection in 2024.
The only reason he is in the White House today is that the Democrats knew Joe Biden was the perfect empty vessel for them to push their far-Left agenda.
But now Joe Biden is becoming a liability, so he has to be sidelined, but not before the end of his term. Especially since sidelining him now means they’ll be stuck trying to work with this genius:
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