Jimmy Kimmel may have been relieved of his duties at Jimmy Kimmel Live!, but that doesn't mean he's ready to retire. He's only 57, has bills to pay, and has plenty of good years left.
To help him out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of perfect jobs for him:
Professional cryer at funerals: No one sheds tears quite like Jimmy.
"Before" photo model: Few other people can so perfectly capture that vibe.
Purple Teletubby: Nobody will be able to see him cry behind the Tinky Winky mask.
Keith Olbermann's shift manager at Starbucks: What a team.
Furniture store "Going Out Of Business" sign holder: You twirl that sign like your life depends on it, Jimmy.
Joke Tester at the Bad Joke Factory downtown: They're always on the lookout for people to test out all the really bad jokes.
Host for BET: As they say, once you go black, you don't go back.
The Babylon Bee would like to wish him luck on all his future endeavors. What other jobs would be perfect for ol' Jimmy? Add your ideas in the comments.