NEW YORK, NY — Socio-political experts hailed the tremendous cultural progress that was made at Madison Square Garden this weekend, as former President Donald Trump held the most ethnically diverse and pro-Israel Nazi rally in history.
Historians pointed to the landmark event as proof of how far we have come as a society that even at dangerous, extremist, right-wing Nazi rallies, people of all ethnicities, religions, and backgrounds were welcome — a far cry from the Nazi rallies of days gone by.
"This is the most inclusive Nazi rally of all time," said Professor Leonard Turnbull of the University of Toledo. "Gone are the Nazi rallies of yesteryear, where you'd see shockingly few non-white attendees. And for some reason, we've had quite a hard time finding any accounts of Jews happily attending any Nazi rallies in previous eras. Yet here we are, witnessing the Israeli flag being proudly waved at Trump's rally. A historic milestone for Nazi rallies."
Following the sold-out rally, analysts hailed the event as a tremendous step forward for diversity and representation at Nazi gatherings. "Trump is truly bringing all races together for his Nazi rallies," Professor Turnbull continued. "Embracing Jewish people in particular is a bold new frontier for Nazi meetings. Some said it could never be done, but let's give credit where it's due — Donald Trump has done it."
At publishing time, experts were also predicting that a prospective second term for Donald Trump would likely provide more freedom and prosperity than any other tyrannical dictatorship ever recorded.