If you watched the Democratic National Convention this week, you know what it means to have brain damage. I have nothing against people who have actual brain issues, but aside from eating lead paint chips while inhaling industrial-strength glue or playing professional football in the “slam your body into someone else as hard as possible as a substitute for actual tackling” era, the fastest way to do serious damage to your ability to think logically to immerse yourself in Democratic Party politics. Liberalism either attracts naturally low IQ people or it rots the mind.
If abortion were a living person, it would take out a restraining order against Democrats after this week. Aside from the psychopaths who insist they’re receiving coded messages from their favorite singer or actress, every speaker on the stage was as obsessed with abortion as Hunter Biden is with taking shirtless selfies with prostitutes while smoking crack. People weren’t this preoccupied with Beanie Babies when they had actual value.
The women there talked about abortion with enthusiasm, even though there’s little chance any of them would ever find themselves in that position outside of an “I’m blind and have no sense of touch or smell” convention. Many people there looked like their inner monologue was “Duh.” They smoked a bunch of meth, played paintball, and told a tattoo artist to ink whatever random shape came to mind in each spot they were hit (and I’m not just talking about Ella Emhoff); whoever told young women that making their skin look like pajama bottoms should be sent to prison or hired to market everything since they can clearly sell anything.
As for the men, they love abortion too. They pretend they aren’t the “before” photo in a Low-T ad and might actually meet a woman one day. Until that day, they aren’t about to take any chances with their tube socks. “It’s just a clump of cotton, not a bootie,” they repeat to themselves on laundry day.
These people are the ladies with a gravitational pull at Walmart who look like cottage cheese poured into spandex, walking around and judging everyone else. Pro-tip: If the only person who says you look good is you, as you insist it is so to other people, you don’t.
That was that whole convention – people insisting they would do something they could easily do now but will only do it if they win. If they don’t, they turn into Eric Cartman and tell everyone where they can stuff it.
The creatures on MSNBC and CNN saying Tim Walz was helping usher in a “new masculinity” is like saying Buffalo Bill in Silence from the Lambs was the model of a modern man because of how far he “tucked it back.”
These people are gross and should be as trusted with power in the federal government as Doug Emhoff should be with the nanny.
They pretended to care about the military, but with stolen valor Fraudie Murphy on the ticket, that is laughable. Did you notice how they managed to find ONE person he served with to say anything nice about him? Just one out of at least hundreds over 24 years. That kind of tells you all you need to know about Tim Walz.
Kamala’s speech was a nothing burger – “The pantsuit truly is empty,” as I put it in a column.
Democrats managed to reinforce their love of themselves for four days, and now they’re going to sell it to normal people. Good luck with that.
When Robert Kennedy Jr dropped out of the race and endorsed Donald Trump because of just how far down the anti-American rabbit hole Democrats have gone, it was a giant warning flair for everyone. Democrats love to claim the Republican Party has changed. However, Ronald Reagan could win the nomination today easily, as the party still supports the same ideals and principles it has for decades. The Democratic Party wouldn’t nominate John F. Kennedy and wouldn’t allow him to have a daytime speaking slot.
JFK was pro-America, pro-military, stood up to communism, cut taxes to stimulate the economy, and had no question about what a woman was. You can’t say any of those things about the party today.
Naturally, since Democrats were unable to refute anything RFK Jr said in announcing his support for Trump, they trotted out every unknown Kennedy they could find to sign a statement that, were Grandpa Joe Kennedy still alive, would get lobotomized.
Put out by Kerry Kennedy, who had the “good judgment of character” to marry Andrew Cuomo for a while, it read, “We want an America filled with hope and bound together by a shared vision of a brighter future, a future defined by individual freedom, economic promise, and national pride. We believe in Harris and Walz. Our brother Bobby's decision to endorse Trump today is a betrayal of the values that our father and our family hold most dear. It is a sad ending to a sad story.”
Imagine being such a giant pile of post-digested food that you’d put out a statement on the “betrayal” of your father by your own brother because he has a different opinion on something than you do. Street-walking hookers have more dignity.
And all for party politics, all for the cause of pre-teen genital mutilation and abortion. Did I mention how gross these people are? If I didn’t, I meant to. If I did, double it, then double it again.
Liberalism rots the brain. This past week demonstrated the lengths those people will go to obtain power, and we have to be willing to fight as hard in the opposite direction as possible to ensure they never do again.