PSA: If You Have Liberals In Your Neighborhood, Remember To Check Your Kids' Halloween Candy For Hidden COVID Vaccines
It is now Halloween season, so as parents you must be on
alert for threats to your children. This year, make sure to carefully
check your kids' candy before they eat it, being especially on the
lookout for vaccination needles.
The COVID-19 vaccine
has not been approved for children, but some deranged individuals may
try to vaccinate kids anyway by hiding needles inside the candy. If your
children receive candy from anyone wearing a mask - like the paper
ones, not werewolf masks - or if they have a "Hate Has No Home Here"
sign in their yard, you need to be very cautious of the candy they
receive.
Signs of a vaccine would be a needle sticking
out of a candy bar. Also, there could be a label on it, such as "Pfizer
Edible." You may also find some Reese's Peanut Butter Cups in your
children's candy; these aren't a threat, but take a few for yourself,
because checking candy is hard work.
Authorities say to
be particularly suspicious if your kids trick-or-treat in Dr. Fauci's
neighborhood. He's attracting kids to his house by giving out full-sized
candy bars, but you want to check those carefully
