Rebellious dissidents can has OPEN THREAD
early on a Monday morning
Comrades, the rebellious messenger Joe Dan Gorman has transmitted again in a coded frequency only receivable by patriots with a funny bone. The message uses humor thereby ensuring communists and leftists are incapable of receiving it.
The subversive pre-spring transmission comes from deep in the underground bunker of the Rebel Alliance. Pull out those super-secret decoder rings, and enjoy the broadcast before the deep state satellite interception trucks show up on your driveway…