Monday, August 29, 2022

When it comes to Fascism, Joe hates half-measures

Joe is a Fully Fascism kinda guy. Half-measures simply will not do.



The other day, Joe Biden accused “MAGA Republicans” of being semi-fascists. But since Joe Biden has taken to fascism like a duck to water, I can only conclude Joe’s objection is that “MAGA Republicans” aren’t fascist enough for him.

Why give only 50% when you can pull out all the stops and go all-in on fascism?

How else do you explain the fact that just one day after letting the American people know that he is forcing them to bail out the student loan debt of people making as much as $125,000 a year, he accuses Republicans being “semi-fascists?”

It isn’t fascism that Joe Biden opposes. He just hates half-measures.

A semi-fascist would never order private companies to fire their employees if they don’t get the COVID vaccine.

But someone who fully embraces fascism certainly would.

A semi-fascist wouldn’t use the DOJ and FBI to target political opponents and protect himself and his family.

But someone fully on board the Fascism Train wouldn’t hesitate.

A semi-fascist wouldn’t unilaterally and unconstitutionally dump a half trillion dollars in student loan debt onto Americans who didn’t owe it so affluent law school grads can take out a loan for an electric car or take that dream vacation to Ibiza.

But Fully-Fascist Joe did.

A semi-fascist wouldn’t encourage businesses to take out forgivable loans to keep their employees off of unemployment only to turn around two years later and shame them for doing so.

But that is precisely what Fully-Fascist Joe Biden’s White House Twitter account did this week.

Of course, MAGA Republicans aren’t semi-fascists or quarter fascists or any kind of fascists. They want to get government out of the economy and the hell out of our lives.

Like most of Joe’s attacks on his opponents, “semi-fascist” isn’t grounded in reality.

The “MAGA Republicans are semi-fascists” talking point is what you get when the insult you spent six months coming up with (AKA “Ultra MAGA”) sputters out like a wet fart.

Someone like Joe Biden, who wraps fascism around himself like a Mexican serape, does not hesitate to use incendiary rhetoric and slanderous invectives to portray his political opponents as evil and sub-human.

But this is how Joe Biden has always behaved, which is why I still can’t believe how many people stupidly fell for Joe’s claims that he wanted to restore “unity,” “decency,” and the “soul” of the nation.

As I said back in January in my column “Joe has always been an asshole:”

Joe has always been a hot-headed asshole who deploys unbelievably over-the-top attacks on his political enemies.

Where the hell have you been?

Let me break it down for you. 

Joe Biden is and has always been a dick.

He’s an arrogant, self-important demagogue with a short fuse who doesn’t hesitate to slander and defame his political opponents in the most absurd, over-the-top ways imaginable.

Voters who fell for the genial grandpa routine are too stupid to ever vote again. In fact, the only people whose votes I want to suppress are those guys.


When it comes to Fascism, Joe hates half-measures