Saturday, April 23, 2022

13 Films With A Powerful Pro-Choice Message


The choice to murder your own offspring for convenience is a fundamental human right. Without choice, you might as well be, like, a handmaid in The Handmaid's Tale! Fortunately, Hollywood is dedicated to producing hundreds of pro-choice films every year to preach the pro-choice message and protect this right for all!

Here are some of the most notable: 

1) It – A reincarnated abortion doctor dressed as a clown performs late-term abortions on the neighborhood kids. Iconic!

2) Halloween – Michael Myers has every right to go stabbing. He was born this way.

3) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre – A progressive depiction of a non-traditional family that chooses who they want to eat without apology. Inspiring! 

4) A Nightmare on Elm Street – Freddy Krueger has long been one of Planned Parenthood's most outspoken supporters. 

5) Scream – Teens killing people!

6) The Lord of the Flies – Kids killing people!

7) The Silence of the Lambs – Dr. Lecter is a super-smart guy who wrote peer-reviewed papers so his stance on baby murder is probably correct.

8) The Omen – A powerful pro-choice film in which the villain is the kid.

9) Look Who's Talking, Too! – You'll want to commit murder after watching this movie.

10) Avengers: Infinity War – With one snap, Thanos fulfilled Planned Parenthood's vision. 

11) Schindler's List – A man named Hitler lived his truth, followed his heart, and exercised his right to choose. Margaret Sanger would be so proud. 

12) A Quiet Place – Parents go to great lengths to protect their children no matter how hard or inconvenient. Wait, how'd that get in here? Scratch this one.

13) Friday the 13th: Part VI – A relentless killer who slays without remorse, Jason is the ultimate pro-choice hero.