Everywhere you look, there are petty tyrants trying to steal your freedom by making you wear a mask! We say ENOUGH! If you're as sick of it as we are, here are 10 handy methods to help you avoid wearing a mask when someone tells you to!
1) Smack them with your pocket Constitution - A Bill of Rights to the face oughtta stop them.
2) Shout "Am I being detained?!" while waving your Gadsden flag - NO STEP ON SNEK!
3) Slowly eat a giant tub of cheese puffs - As long as you're eating, you don't have to wear a mask.
4) Dress up as an illegal immigrant - They get to move about freely. Thanks, Biden!
5) Wear a "Tax the Rich" dress and pretend you're at the Met Gala. - AOC showed us how well this one works.
6) Smugly tell them you identify as wearing a mask. - LOLOLOLOL OWNED. Classic joke.
7) Summon the musket-wielding minutemen. - Rise up, brothers! Tally ho!
8) Wave a Scottish claymore around above your head while screaming "FREEEEEEDOM!" - Works every time.
9) Put on your "Trump Won" mask - They'll instantly regret their decision to make you wear one. 4D chess!
10) Just put on the mask like the brainwashed beta cuck sheeple you are. - Time to embrace your identity as a total loser. Baaaa!!!
