Friday, December 24, 2021

Nurse Ratched Hochul

Move over Gretchen Whitmer, there’s a new Nurse Ratched in town.

Now I know how Michiganders feel having to live under the rule of Gretchen “Nurse Ratched” Whitmer. With Andrew Cuomo gone, New York has its own Nurse Ratched, Kathy Hochul.

Can I just say for the record I thoroughly detest this woman?

I can’t stand the sight of her. Those eyebrows giving her face a perpetual look of surprise. The “sucked on a lemon” pursed lips. Nurse Ratched Hochul looks like the demon spawn of Nancy Pelosi.

Kathy Hochul typifies everything I hate about Democrat women politicians. These chicks are so hell-bent on proving that they are capable of more than just staying home and raising children. But whenever they get an ounce of power, what do they do? They treat us like their children.

Nurse Ratched Hochul keeps lecturing us that her number one job is to make sure we stay safe and healthy. No, Kathy. That isn’t your job. We’re not your children; we’re grown-ass adults. Making sure we’re safe and healthy is our job.

This week, she’s taken to warning us recalcitrant children that we better not even THINK about celebrating Christmas with the family if we haven’t gotten vaccinated.

“And if you don’t get vaccinated, I won’t let you come with us when we go to Grandma’s for Christmas! You want that? You want me to drive off and leave you all by yourself on Christmas? Don’t think I won’t do it, bucko. Because I will.”

You know, I have a Central New York accent too, and even I can’t stand listening to Nurse Ratched Hochul’s flat Buffalo accent.

Okay, admittedly, my accent isn’t nearly as grating. Though that might be because I don’t deploy it to boss people around like I’m their longsuffering, underappreciated mother.

Are there really any New Yorkers who are waiting to get permission from Nurse Ratched Hochul before spending Christmas with family?

Okay, yes, there are. And I bet I can guess who they are.

Monday on his show, Tucker Carlson landed on the perfect description of the Democrat Party base. In his monologue about Biden’s failed COVID policies, Tucker said the Democrats have become the party of “neurotic, personally unsatisfied white ladies who live in the suburbs.”

LOL!

That pretty much sums up Nurse Ratched Hochul’s base of support.

See, women like that expect their leaders to infantilize them. They demand a government that sees to their every need from cradle to grave.

Man, it just irritates the living crap out of me.

Remember when Ron DeSantis warned that eventually they would redefine “fully vaccinated” to include the booster shot and then fire everyone who hasn’t been “boosted?”

The UK Independent “fact-checked” DeSantis’ prediction with the headline “DeSantis falsely claims vaccinated citizens without boosters could be declared ‘unvaccinated’ and lose their jobs.”

Well, guess what governor is considering changing the definition of “fully vaccinated” to include a booster shot?

Fact-check that, you prats.

The day Andrew Cuomo announced he was resigning, I said there was no reason to burst into glorious song about it because that meant we were stuck with this wretched, odious woman.

Kathy Hochul is doubling down on all the things that didn’t work the last time. And because the “neurotic, personally unsatisfied white ladies who live in the suburbs” call the shots in the state, she’s going to do it while treating us all like her disobedient children.