ALBANY, NY—As chants of "Let's Go Brandon" spread around the country, many Democrats have expressed concern over treating the office of President with such disrespect.
"I dunno... I just don't think we should be disrespecting the President of the United States like that," said local Democrat Camden Spudfuffle, who at the time was wearing a "F--- Trump" t-shirt. "We should always respect our leaders, even if we don't always agree with them. I think it's always important to remain dignified in our speech and treatment of public servants. I have never disrespected anyone!"
Spudfuffle then caught a glimpse of Trump on a nearby TV screen and shrieked at the sky before attacking the TV with a baseball bat while screaming obscenities.
Experts have found a strange correlation between people who find "Let's Go Brandon" disrespectful and those who screamed "F--- Trump" over the last four years and who want Donald Trump to die a horrible fiery death.
"It's important that we remain civil," said Spudfuffle as he stood above the smoking wreckage of the TV. He then saw a man walk by in a MAGA hat and pepper-sprayed him in the face.