Saturday, October 2, 2021

VEEP’s new PR Team has their work cut out for them

A student accuses Israel of genocide while Kamala nods like a dashboard doggie. 
Now her new PR Team has to put out the fire.

Just days after learning Kamala hired a new 2-person PR Team for a little image rehab, they’ve already been deployed to clean up another VEEP blunder.

On Tuesday, VEEP visited a classroom at George Mason University in northern Virginia – ostensibly to promote National Voter Registration Day.

During the Q&A, one student in the class who said she was part-Yemeni and part-Iranian, went on a tear against Saudi Arabia and Israel (which she referred to as “Palestine”). This student bemoaned her broken heart over the US continuing to give military funding to Israel – a country she accuses of “ethnic genocide.”

And that dope Kamala stood there nodding like one of those dashboard dogs.

“Your truth cannot be suppressed?” What the ever living hell does that even mean?! That is not how any functioning adult talks, let alone the Vice President of the United States.

Sweet merciful Zeus this woman is so bad at all of this. Someone should tell Kamala that she isn’t serving on the university’s student council.

I can imagine her new PR Team watching that viral video clip and immediately emailing their resumes out to prospective new employers. Who needs this kind of trouble?

News outlet in Israel blasted out the story of dashboard Kamala nodding along to Israel being accused of genocide.

Former US ambassador to Israel, David Friedman, denounced the dumb broad – especially her dopey claim about “your truth.”

So naturally the crack PR Team went into full-on damage control and launched Operation Clean-Up.

Yesterday, Selina Meyer’s Kamala Harris’ office went to work unruffling the feathers Kamala managed to ruffle – calling the Democratic Majority for Israel, the Anti-Defamation League, and even Florida Democrat Congressman Ted Deutch who heads up the Bipartisan Anti-Semitism Taskforce.

The PR Team explained that, despite nodding like a dimwitted idiot as this student called Israel a genocidal state, Kamala is super committed to Israel’s security.

Not even on the job for a month and already they have the taste of shit in their mouths. Sorry guys, but eating Kamala’s shit is part of the job description.

Now, if you’re anything like me, you aren’t surprised that her PR Team had to hit the ground running. Kamala has a history of doing completely stupid things when speaking off the cuff to an audience.

Before her presidential campaign withered and died from lack of interest, Kamala was holding a sparsely-attended campaign event in New Hampshire when an audience member referred to President Trump as retarded. And what did the nodding dashboard doggie do?

She cackled along with the audience and added “Well said!”

When she got blasted for laughing at someone using a “slur” (a big no-no among the people Kamala hoped to win over), Kamala issued a ridiculous “apology” claiming that she didn’t hear what he said. She even made a point of explaining that, if she had heard him, she would have “stopped and corrected him.”

wrote at the time:

So either Kamala is lying about not hearing him.

Or, she lied to the guy when she reacted to what he said even though she didn’t hear what he said.

Those are your only two choices.

Given Kamala’s track record thus far in this campaign, I’m thinking she heard him, thought it was funny, laughed and enjoyed the moment, then when the backlash started, scrambled to excuse away her own reaction.

Because that’s what Kamala does.

Given what happened the other day, I all but guarantee you that Kamala heard that guy use the “slur” retarded. But because she’s a complete idiot with the political instincts of a mollusk, she got swept up in the moment. And her claim that she would have “stopped and corrected him” is nothing but a big, fat lie.

Because she clearly heard that young woman accuse Israel of genocide. But she didn’t “stop and correct” her either, did she?

No, she nodded like an idiot and then validated her “truth.”

See, this is the problem with having as Vice President a woman who has zero political instincts. Kamala is completely incapable of thinking on her feet, taking in the big picture, rolling with the punches, or doing anything else a seasoned, savvy politician can do.

There are going to be plenty more times this PR Team has to rush in and put out the fire set by this bungling, vapid buffoon. And I think by Christmas, the White House is going to realize that a PR Team of only two people for someone like Kamala Harris will be about as successful as trying to stop a forest fire with a mouthful of spit.