Back on October 6, Kamala Harris took off for a mysterious overnight trip clear across the country to Palm Springs, California. She had no public events or meetings on her schedule, and she was back in DC by the next day.
Has anyone said what the hell she was doing there?
Her office certainly was secretive about it. Reporters weren’t even allowed to go to Joint Base Andrews to see her off on Air Force Two. No word on whether they were placated with another batch of Kamala cookies.
Thing about it is, Palm Springs politicians didn’t even know why the hell she was flying there. Sure, the Mayor of Palm Springs, Christy Gilbert Holstege tweeted out a greeting. But the local news said Democrats were taken completely by surprise when they heard that Kamala was coming to town.
She arrived at Palm Springs International Airport, and, according to the local news, her motorcade was escorted downtown under a heavy police presence. Only, nobody would say where they hell she was going or why.
And here it is ten days later and we still don’t know.
Imagine Mike Pence flying across the country on Air Force Two and not telling anyone where he was going or what he was doing. Hell, imagine Melania Trump doing that.
Melania fell off the grid for a few days and CNN was keeping track of the days she was missing while speculating on why they hadn’t seen her.
Kamala flies on Air Force Two all the way to friggin’ California for a super-secret overnight trip and here it is ten days later and these idiot reporters don’t seem to give a damn.
You’d think even those Democrat-loving reporters could summon up an ounce of curiosity over this. Why are there no investigative reporters wearing out shoe-leather questioning Palm Springs police officers to find out where Kamala’s motorcade went?
Now, I’m no investigative reporter; I’m just a writer with a vivid imagination. And let me tell you, when presented with this level of secrecy, my imagination goes wild.
Say, apropos of nothing really, but did you know there are six plastic surgeon’s offices in downtown Palm Springs? I looked it up.
How long does it take to get Botox, anybody know? I’d venture to guess you can be there and back again in a day.
This is the administration that promised transparency, remember? Now, in addition to hiding the visitors’ logs from Biden’s Delaware homes, they won’t tell us what the hell Vice President Vapid was doing in Palm Springs for less than 24 hours.
And if they aren’t going to tell us, then I’m just going to assume her new “crisis communications” team decided to send her out west to get a little work done in hopes that a fresh, smooth face helps soften Kamala’s image.