You know what we really need? We need an infrastructure bill to replace Grandpa Biden’s train of thought. Because yesterday the damn thing slipped the tracks again . . . and again and again.
Forget roads and bridges, or high speed rail that will get you from New York to California faster than a plane. If we don’t make the necessary steps to replace Grandpa’s crumbling train of thought, the entire country will careen off a cliff.
Though, at this point, the replacement will be worse, so we’re kind of screwed either way.
Did you see the video montage from Joe’s brief appearance announcing the US will be out of Afghanistan by the end of next month?
It is agonizing to watch – but like a train wreck, you just can’t look away.
I see that Kamala isn’t the only one in the Administration who gets that “deer-in-the-headlights” look.
While the brain freeze in the final clip isn’t nearly as long as the brain freeze he suffered during the NATO summit, it still felt like an eternity.
Despite his train of thought derailing, old Joe still managed to slip in a bit of a tall tale at the end – acting like he deserves some credit for taking out bin Laden. When in reality he was one of the few Obama people who opposed the mission.
But he’s done that before:
Hoo-boy. So not only did Biden lie to Peter Doocy about not opposing the mission, he also thinks bin Laden was taken out by an airstrike.
The Commander-in-Chief, everybody!
Sure, we could play the “Imagine if Donald Trump’s train of thought slipped the tracks several times in one address” game. But we all know exactly what the reaction from the media would be.
Trump slipped slightly while going down a wet ramp and these people screeched for the 25th Amendment. Grandpa’s brain short-circuits countless times in one press event, and it’s crickets.
And you wanna know why the media is ignoring it?
I don’t think it’s just that the media is shielding Grandpa Joe. Although that is definitely part of it.
I think they know that whatever scheme the White House has to replace him hasn’t been finalized as yet. Phase One, the “destroy Kamala through coordinated leaks” phase, has only just started. They still need to force her out and replace her with a VP who isn’t universally hated by both the administration and the public.
So until that’s done, the media will pretend that everything inside Joe’s mashed potato brain is tickety-boo — repeating the mantra “It’s a stutter” as old Joe blunders through each day losing his train of thought, getting cranky with reporters, and eating ice cream from a cone.
Meanwhile, there doesn’t seem to be any one person in charge of the Biden White House. Instead what we have is, as Kurt Schlichter said in his column yesterday, “various fiefdoms within the *dministration each doing their own thing:”
Now, the lack of someone in charge is not necessarily bad. The last thing we want is for an intense, vital leader focusing the collection of pinkos, commies, and bizarre mutations that make up the *dministration on achieving its nefarious ends. But what we have here seems to be a patchwork quilt of bureaucrats, politicos, and social media blue checks each pushing individual fetishes instead of their awful agenda as a whole. The result is not just chaos– ah, glorious chaos– but the ham-handed way they are going about it is also energizing we normals’ resistance.
While I’ve always seen Joe Biden as a loathsome, vicious asshole, the truth is, what the Party and his idiot wife have done to him by A) forcing him to run for President well past his cognitive prime while B) rigging an election to get him there is the cruelest abuse imaginable.
But it is still not as abusive as what they’re doing to the country as a whole.