Wednesday, March 3, 2021

'We Don't Like Cuomo Now,' Says Every Late-Night Host In Perfect Robotic Unison



U.S.—According to sources, dozens of people around the country sat down last night to hear late-night talk show hosts tell them what to think about everything. Several viewers noticed the hosts opened up their very hilarious monologues with the same strange lines. 

With a far-off look and robotic delivery, they all said: "We don't like Cuomo anymore. He used to be good, but now he's bad. You used to like him, but now you don't. Ha. Ha. Ha."

The dozens of viewers all laughed, having been given the cue to laugh when the hosts said "Ha. Ha. Ha."

"Wow, Governor Cuomo is bad. We don't like him now!" all the viewers said in unison. 

According to experts, Governor Cuomo has been officially deemed bad by all the experts, even though he was good just a few short weeks ago. Experts also agreed that you should agree with them or you're failing to trust the experts, which is bad.