Tuesday, September 1, 2020

The Joey Fingers Protection Racket


Pay no attention to the black-clad socialists and anarchists not in any way hiding behind the curtain. They’re not the ones burning cities to the ground. Nope. It is “Trump’s own supporters.”



So Dirty Digit Joey Fingers will be giving a speech on the violence in Wisconsin and Portland from the safety and comfort of Pittsburgh shortly in which he will lay the blame for this summer’s endless rioting and violence on Donald Trump and his mythical army of White Supremacists who have been, “acting like an armed militia.”

Pay no attention to the black-clad socialists and anarchists not in any way hiding behind the curtain. They’re not the ones burning cities to the ground. Nope. It is “Trump’s own supporters.”

From the released summary of his talking points, it sure sounds like Joey Fingers is offering a 2020 Protection Racket plan: “If you don’t want more violence, you better vote for me if you know what’s good for you, ya mook.”

Or, as several folks on Twitter aptly put it “Nice country you got there. Be a shame if something happened to it.”


I’ve been saying for years that Antifa is a massive voter intimidation campaign meant to terrorize voters into compliance – or at the very least into silence.

And when the Democrats thought this intimidation campaign was working in their favor, they cheered on the “peaceful protesters” who were burning cities to ash and looting small businesses.

But it backfired.

And, despite the drastic about-face, they actually think they can clutch their pearls and bemoan the very destruction they spent months cheering on by simply accusing Trump of being the one cheering it on? Are you freaking kidding me?

It takes an enormous suspension of disbelief to actually think that Donald Trump is deploying an army of minions to descend on Democrat-run cities and burn them to the ground. Because if that was really the case, the Democrat mayors and governors wouldn’t have hesitated to shut these riots down three months ago.

If Trump was really responsible, every single Democrat in Congress would’ve spent the last nearly four months shrieking from the rooftops demanding these rioters be rounded up and frog-marched to jail.

But that’s not what happened at all. And, unless you suffer from dementia like old Joey Fingers, you know that’s not what happened.

I joked this morning that such a radical shift in messaging is bound to cause whiplash.

But joking aside, this radical shift is one of the most craven and cynical maneuvers I have ever seen.

Keep in mind, the Democrats spent their convention pretending Joey Fingers is the kindest, most unifying empathetic soul God ever created.

But what kind of a empathetic, unifying person does something as craven, calculating and cynical as this?

Over the last week or so, Scott Adams has been referring to Joey Fingers as #AssholeJoeBiden.


And he is an absolute asshole. Always has been.

Joey Fingers is willing to lie, slander, and even blame the victims of Leftwing violence for causing the violence that victimized them.

But these lies – namely blaming Trump and “his own supporters” for the violence of Antifa and Black Lives Matter – is such an enormous whopper even from this shameless asshole, it nearly takes your breath away.

Listen, I knew this “Blame Trump for the Violence our side is causing” talking point was going to backfire. I said as much yesterday. But I figured it would take weeks for the Democrats to push too hard and too far on this.

And I have to admit, I just didn’t expect them to already be pushing too hard and far less than 72 hours after they started.


This whole thing stinks of desperation.

Now, don’t misunderstand.  I fully expect the media to fawn over every slanderous word of Biden’s carefully-scripted speech. None of the garbage “fact-checkers” will debunk a single lie. And, if Biden actually sticks around to answer reporters’ questions, you can bet not one covering this Blood Libel Speech will dare to challenge a single word Joey Fingers reads.

But I think Tim Pool is right.  The drastic, seismic shift in position from “Yay! Protesters!” to “Those Trump supporters are fomenting violence” is going to be one hell of a hard sell.

And adding the “Nice country you got here” threat is not going to go unnoticed.