Article by Kurt Schlichter in "Townhall":
Never let a good crisis go to waste, which in the current
crisis means we must use the fact that our universities have shown
themselves to be petri dishes swimming with anti-American ideologies,
combined with pre-existing trends, to lance this particular cultural
boil.
Let’s be clear:
Academia today is a pack of rabid reds, and we need to put it down like
Old Yeller. And academia itself has loaded up the 12 gauge.
They will say that we oppose academia because we are stupid Neanderthals, just like Trump is (That’s Lie #2 in my new book!). No. We would be stupid to let this undead institution on. This entire
wokeness idiocy is the result of hack academics peddling half-baked
theories that justify the consolidation of elite power at the expense of
those of us who don’t live on the diploma dole. The bizarre language –
“We must struggle to decolonialize the cisnormative paradigm to purge
the structural racism caused by the male gaze and amplify whiny,
entitled voices” – and the performance art aspects of the media-friendly
insurrection – notice how they only get frisky in jurisdictions where
they can count on the pinko mayor to hold back the constables and on the
local DA to merely slap their wrists? – is all a direct result of
indoctrination in the colleges that we normal people support.
Why should we do that? We have no moral obligation to subsidize a generation of brats.
Now,
the only thing really keeping academia attached to the body politic
like the institutional deer tick that it is was the widespread and
baseless belief that our universities are somehow our culture’s crucial
repositories of knowledge and learning. But it’s kind of hard to argue
that when it belches forth graduates who decide to show that black lives
matter by toppling statues of Abe Lincoln and Frederick Douglass.
If
these bozos are considered “educated,” I’ll stick with the allegedly
ignorant. At least someone without an Ivy League degree can give me a
hand changing my oil or, you know, defending the Constitution with a
rifle.
On the plus side, I like my chances in a
revolution sparked by a generation that thinks words can be violence.
And since none of them ever heard of Ft. Sumter, because that’s actual
history instead of grievance tallying, none of them are hip to the fact
that Democrats are already 0-1 on starting fights over their bizarre and
repellant racist dogmas.
This decision to use
academia’s institutional credibility as a cultural chamber pot comes at
just the wrong time. Video and computer technology was already making
the old giant lecture hall model obsolete even before the bat soup flu.
You get the same level of loving personal attention staring at a iPad in
your house as you do staring at the TA 100 yards away from you in a
behemoth lecture hall, and you don’t have to breath in either the
viruses or the scent of old Pabst wafting off of the unwashed bodies of
your fellow students.
And adding insult to insult is the idea that
you have to pay upwards of $50,000 or more a year for the “college
experience.” The Porsche experience is nice, but most people still
choose the Chevy experience. You get there either way – just the latter
way you aren’t impoverished for the rest of your life.
Of
course, because it’s the Ivy League – that same institution that
brought us the Wall Street collapse, Iraq, and a society where the
nonsense scribbled down in White Fragility is not immediately laughed
out of polite company – we have now Harvard demanding full tuition for
the 2020-2021 academic year conducted completely by video learning. It’s
basically a public confession that the whole point of the place is
getting admitted – as long as at the end of a few years you get a
diploma reading “HARVARD,” who cares what goes on during them?
Over-priced,
inefficient, and not merely useless but actively detrimental to society
– yeah, I’m sold on academia as currently constituted. So, let’s take
this opportunity to burst this societal pimple.
First, defund the universities. All the kids love the
defunding, right? Let the schools compete in the market. Sure, some
marquee schools will flourish – there are always going to be rich
daddies willing to pay the premium to send Kaden or Ashleigh to a
four-year party on some leafy campus. But it’s going to force the other
schools to provide value or die. Good riddance.
Second,
tax the endowments. The Ivy League is really a bunch of hedge funds
pretending to be schools anyway. Now, it would be tempting to
redistribute the endowments to schools that have less money and watch
these people scamper away from the socialism they pretend to love like
roaches from a kitchen light – shouldn’t they pay their fair share? The
problem is that it would be a lifeline to the colleges that will fail,
and we want them to die. The taxed money can go to buy weapons to sink
ChiCom subs.
Third, student loans need to come from the
school and to be dischargeable in bankruptcy. A school is going to be a
lot less eager to say, “Sure, go ahead and major in Norwegian Feminist
Dance Theory” if they are on the hook when their ardent young scholar
can’t get a gig that can pay back the sticker price.
Fourth, enforce not merely free speech on campus but
ideological diversity. Diversity is good, right? Okay, in a country
where half of it thinks Trump rocks and more than half dig Jesus, having
a faculty and administration where literally no one publicly confesses
to doing either is UNSAT.
And fifth, we need to stop falling for the notion that our
colleges occupy some sort of intellectual, and even moral, high ground. They don’t. They are populated by greedy, malevolent, and stupid people
who have done incalculable damage to their students morally,
intellectually, and financially, and we should hold them in contempt.
Somehow,
along the way, we were sold the impression that college was the gateway
to a special caste to which we should aspire. We need to reject that
condescending and pretentious notion, and tell academia to kiss our
aspirations.
Instead, we must push the Mike Rowe vision
of a society where you don’t need a bachelors degree to shift paper from
Box A to Box B in a cubicle. The fact is that our lame public teacher
unions have done such a crappy job that employers are forced to look for
a college diploma to get some shaky assurance that the prospective
candidate possesses the basic skills that a high school diploma should
attest to. We need to make high school great again. For many, many
people, college is a waste of valuable time and money. Every kid
should not go to college.
This is our chance to undo one
of America’s biggest mistakes in the last century, allowing academia to
metastasize into the societal tumor that it has become. Technology and
economics were already gut-punching this flabby punk before both the
double-strike combo of the pangolin pandemic panic and the woke
insurrection revealed that not only did the emperor have no clothes but
he wasn’t packing much to speak of besides.
It’s going
to fight for its life, and its play will be – surprise – more blood
money from us to keep it going. But it has been revealed as yet another
undead leftist institution, staggering on long after it should have
rested in pieces. Let’s take this opportunity to drive a stake through
the heart of academia as we know it.