Friday, July 24, 2020

Sméagol plays the Woman Card


Lori Lightfoot is an incompetent fool with 
the leadership skills of a garden gnome.


Yesterday, in an effort to once again deflect from her own abject failures, Chicago Mayor Sméagol Lightfoot pulled out the old Woman Card – thereby putting an end to the rumors that Sméagol is a genderless goblin. Since only a female can play the Woman Card.



Ah, yes.  Trump’s focus on these crime-ridden cities has nothing to do with the fact that they are crime-ridden and everything to do with attacking women mayors because he’s big old misogynist.

It has absolutely nothing to do with murder rates skyrocketing or violent riots.

Nope.  It’s because these incompetent mayors are all women.

I’m not sure Sméagol thought this through.  Maybe playing the Woman Card would work if every Democrat mayor who surrendered to the violent mob was, in fact, a woman.  But last time I checked Bill de Blasio, Jacob Frey and Ted Wheeler aren’t women.

Okay, maybe Jacob Frey is.  At the very minimum he is testosterone-challenged.

Sméagol playing the Woman Card means the Race Card can’t be far behind.  In fact, she probably would have deployed the Race Card as well but for the fact that she wanted to include Seattle’s incompetent mayor Jenny Durkan.

Without identity politics, the Democrat Party would have nothing.  Sméagol Lightfoot is playing the Woman Card because she really has no viable defense for her failures as Mayor.

And as I said the other day, Sméagol learned a while ago that attacking Trump works much the same way as ink from an octopus’ ass.

And deploying the Woman Card is just more ink to hide her own glittering incompetence.

But, see, it works.

The media will happily parrot her claim that Trump only criticizes women while they conveniently ignore his same criticisms directed at the disastrous mayors of the male persuasion. Because the media is garbage.

Lori Lightfoot is an incompetent fool with the leadership skills of a garden gnome.

And while she might maintain her popularity among the Twitter ResistanceLOL, I’m thinking Chicago residents who live with nightly violence and chaos are going to grow sick and tired of Sméagol’s endless excuses and deflections.