Comrades, do not questions the purposes of the COVID Compliance Ministry. We are evolving to a safer society, where madness replaces common sense.
It’s not as much tyranny as nuttery. If you face the right direction but walk backwards are you designated a rebellious scofflaw subject to municipal fines and police detention?
But seriously, despite my incapacity to keep a straight face, somewhere amid the town governance someone had to sit and scratch their puzzler to come up with this insanely stupid plan as a way to mitigate the virus… and then convinced others to do it. Obviously these are the same people who wore genitalia on their heads to resist Donald Trump.