It isn't the vacuum's birthday (July 23, 1973) but, I thought given Bill Clinton's latest revelation it would be appropriate.
This July she will be 47!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/bill-clinton-claims-he-had-affair-with-monica-lewinsky-to-manage-his-anxieties/
Via The New York Post:
Bill Clinton claims the affair with Monica Lewinsky that almost destroyed his presidency was one of the “things I did to manage my anxieties.”Likening life in the White House to being a boxer “staggering” after a 30-round fight, Clinton, 73, says in the new documentary, “Hillary” that his affair was “something that will take your mind off it for a while.”“Everybody’s life has pressures and disappointments, terrors, fears of whatever,” he said in justifying seeking distractions to “manage my anxieties for years.”“Nobody thinks they’re taking a risk,” he says in the four-hour doc set to stream on Hulu from Friday. “That’s not why we do stupid things.”Clinton insists in the doc, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in January, that he is now a “totally different person” than the cheater 20 years ago.
Bear in mind this young girl was 22/23 years old while the President of the United States had her give him blow jobs in the Oval Office and used her snatch as a cigar humidor.
When he claimed he "Never had sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky", he was parsing words by trying to claim he never plowed herwith his tool.
My late wife and I watched this speech and she told me, if that were you, I would already have busted your ass and left you.
She hated Hillary and after this hated her even more.
So, now Hulu is rebuilding the Clinton brand and making sure monies are funded to them in hopes people will feel sorry for this piece of shit.